YOU SAID:
If I was Helen Keller I would kill myself but I wouldn't know how
INTO JAPANESE
私がヘレン・ケラーだったら私は自分を殺すだろうが、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were Helen Keller I would kill myself,
INTO JAPANESE
私がヘレン・ケラーだったら私は自分を殺すだろう、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were Helen Keller I would kill myself,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.