YOU SAID:

if i was patato i would grow in ur head

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がパタトだったら、私はあなたの頭の中で成長するだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a papaya, I'd grow up in your head.

INTO JAPANESE

私がパパイヤだったら、あなたの頭の中で育っていたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a papaya, I would have grown up in your head.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私がパパイヤだったら、あなたの頭の中で大人になっていたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a papaya, I would have grown up in your head.