YOU SAID:

If I were bald and fierce and short of breath

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もし私が禿げていて激しくて息切れしていたなら

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If I was bald, violent and short of breath

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が禿げていて、暴力的で息切れしていたら

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If I was bald, violent and short of breath