YOU SAID:
If i were to eat a pickle
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がピクルスを食べるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I eat pickles
INTO JAPANESE
ピクルスを食べたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat pickles
INTO JAPANESE
漬物を食べるなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you eat pickles
That didn't even make that much sense in English.