YOU SAID:

If I were to yes, there would be a no next to me.

INTO JAPANESE

私がイエスになった場合、私の隣にはノーがあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I become yes, there is no next to me.

INTO JAPANESE

私がイエスになったら、私の隣にはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I become Jesus, it is not next to me.

INTO JAPANESE

私がイエスになれば、それは私の隣ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I become Jesus, it is not next to me.