YOU SAID:

if i where a drunk i would be ded

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もし私がどこで酔っぱらっているのだろうか？

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Where do I get drunk?

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どこで酔っ払うの？

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Where do you get drunk?

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あなたはどこで酔っ払いますか？

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Where do you get drunk?