YOU SAID:

If it wasn't for you meddling kids, my pants would be clean!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたたちが子供たちに干渉しなければ、私のパンツはきれいになるでしょう！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants will be clean if you guys don't mess with the kids!

INTO JAPANESE

あなたたちが子供たちに手を出さなければ、私のズボンはきれいになります！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants will be clean if you guys don't mess with the kids!