YOU SAID:
if life gives you potatoes make roast potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにジャガイモを与えるなら、ローストポテトを作ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If life gives you potatoes, make roasted potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
人生があなたにジャガイモを与えるなら、ローストポテトを作ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If life gives you potatoes, make roasted potatoes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.