YOU SAID:

If my hand counts as coochie, I've had good coochie about 3 and a half minuets ago

INTO JAPANESE

私の手がクーチーとして数えられるならば、私は約3分半前に良いクーチーを持っていました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my hand counts as a couchy, I had a good couchy about three and a half minutes ago

INTO JAPANESE

私の手がクーチーとして数えられるならば、私は約3分半前に良いクーチーを持っていました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my hand counts as a couchy, I had a good couchy about three and a half minutes ago