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if my hat is on my feet i must walk on my head

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私の帽子が私の足元にあるなら、私は頭の上を歩かなければならない

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If my hat at my feet, I have to walk on the head

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かどうかは私の足で私の帽子は、頭の上を歩くが

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Whether or not that is my hat at my feet walk on the head

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私の足で私の帽子が頭を歩くであるかどうか

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On my feet my hat in the walk on the head whether or not the

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自分の足で私の帽子を頭の上まで徒歩かどうか、

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On my feet my hat or walk up to the top of the head,

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自分の足で私の帽子や、頭の上まで徒歩

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At his feet that walk up to the top of my hat and head

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私の帽子と頭の上に歩いて自分の足で

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Walk on the head with my hat on my feet

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自分の足で私の帽子の頭を歩く

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Walk on the head my hat at his feet

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彼の足元に私の帽子の頭を歩く

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Walk on the head of my hat at his feet

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彼の足元に私の帽子の頭の上を歩く

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Walk on the head of my hat at his feet