YOU SAID:

if my uncle jameson gave me bad vibes i would smack his booty

INTO JAPANESE

もし私の叔父ジェイムソンが私に悪い雰囲気を与えたなら、私は彼の戦利品を叩くだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my uncle Jameson gave me a bad vibe, I would slap his booty

INTO JAPANESE

もし私の叔父ジェイムソンが私に悪い雰囲気を与えたなら、私は彼の戦利品を平手打ちするだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my uncle Jameson gave me a bad vibe, I would slap his booty