YOU SAID:
if only i had a gorilla grip coochie
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がゴリラのグリップクーチーを持っていれば
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a gorilla grip
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がゴリラのグリップを持っていたら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a gorilla grip
That didn't even make that much sense in English.