YOU SAID:

If phones were actually trash bins then Kanye West and the Jaguars would fly around like dumb monkeys with no brain

INTO JAPANESE

電話が実際にゴミ箱だったとしたら、カニエ・ウェストとジャガーは頭のない愚かな猿のように飛び回っていたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the phone was actually a trash can, Kanye West and Jaguar would have been flying around like stupid monkeys without heads.

INTO JAPANESE

電話が実際にゴミ箱だったとしたら、カニエ・ウェストとジャガーは頭のない愚かな猿のように飛び回っていただろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the phone was actually a trash can, Kanye West and Jaguar would have been flying around like stupid monkeys without heads.