YOU SAID:

if promises were crackers my daughter would be a rodent eating a cracker while high

INTO JAPANESE

もし約束がクラッカーだったら、私の娘は高い間にクラッカーを食べるげっ歯類になるだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the promise was a cracker, my daughter would be a hedon who eats crackers while she is high.

INTO JAPANESE

約束がクラッカーだったら、私の娘は高い間クラッカーを食べるヘドンになるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the promise was a cracker, my daughter would be Heddon eating crackers while she was high.

INTO JAPANESE

もし約束がクラッカーだったら、娘は高いうちにクラッカーを食べているヘドンでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the promise was a cracker, my daughter would be Heddon eating crackers while she was high.