YOU SAID:

If that were me then I'd use my big machete to rip them to pieces

INTO JAPANESE

それが私なら、大きなマチェーテを使ってそれらをバラバラに裂きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If that's me, use a big machete to tear them apart

INTO JAPANESE

それが私なら、大きなマチェーテを使ってそれらを引き裂きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it's me, use a big machete to tear them apart

INTO JAPANESE

それが私なら、大きなマチェーテを使ってそれらを引き裂きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it's me, use a big machete to tear them apart