YOU SAID:

if there's a woman then you can tape your ear to her chest

INTO JAPANESE

女性がいる場合は、胸に耳をテープで留めることができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you have a female, you can tape the ears to the chest

INTO JAPANESE

女性の場合は、耳を胸にテープで留めます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For women, tape the ears to the chest.

INTO JAPANESE

女性の場合、耳を胸にテープで留めます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

For women, tape the ears to the chest.