YOU SAID:
If this blows up i get 3 kittens! Help me out!
INTO JAPANESE
これが爆発した場合、私は3匹の子猫を手に入れます！手伝ってください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this explodes, I'll get 3 kittens! Please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
これが爆発したら、子猫が3匹もらえます！私を助けてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this explodes, you'll get 3 kittens! Please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
これが爆発した場合、あなたは3匹の子猫を手に入れるでしょう！私を助けてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this explodes, you will get 3 kittens! Please help me!
INTO JAPANESE
これが爆発すると、子猫が3匹もらえます！私を助けてください！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this explodes, you will get 3 kittens! Please help me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
