YOU SAID:

if this gets 1000 likes my crush will go out with me.

INTO JAPANESE

これが1000好きになれば私のクラッシュは私と一緒に出かけます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My crash will go with me if this is like 1000.

INTO JAPANESE

これが1000のようであれば私のクラッシュは私と一緒に行きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is like 1000, my crash will go with me.

INTO JAPANESE

これが1000のようであれば、私のクラッシュは私と一緒に行きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is like 1000, my crash will go with me.