YOU SAID:

If this isn't funny I'm going to kill myself. This is a promise.

INTO JAPANESE

これが面白くなければ、私は自分を殺すつもりです。これは約束です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is not interesting, I will kill myself. This is a promise.

INTO JAPANESE

これが面白くなければ、私は自分自身を殺すでしょう。これは約束です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is not interesting, I will kill myself. This is a promise.