YOU SAID:

If when you eat pasta, you run faster, than if you eat bacon, you die a Jamaican.

INTO JAPANESE

パスタを食べるときはベーコンを食べるよりも速く走るのであれば、ジャマイカ人が死ぬのです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jamaicans die if they run faster than eating bacon when eating pasta.

INTO JAPANESE

ジャマイカ人はパスタを食べるときベーコンを食べるより速く走れば死ぬ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Jamaicans die if they run faster than eating bacon when eating pasta.