YOU SAID:

If you are reading this, I messed up somehow.

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あなたがこれを読んでいるなら、何とかしてしまった。

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If you are reading this, I somehow.

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場合は、これを読んでいる私何とか。

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If you are reading this I somehow.

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どういうわけかこの私を読んでいる場合。

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What if somehow, this is what I have read.

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どのような場合どういうわけか、これは私が読んだものです。

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What do you like or not, this is what I have read.

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何が好きかどうか、これは私が読んだものです。

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What do you like or not, this is what I have read.