YOU SAID:
If you are reading this your dog killed an elephant with his sword of doom then ate another cat to use it’s blood as deodorant.
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたは、あなたの犬が運命の剣で象を殺し、その血を消臭剤として使用するために別の猫を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're reading this, your dog killed an elephant with the Sword of Destiny and ate another cat to use its blood as deodorant.
INTO JAPANESE
これを読んでいるあなたは、あなたの犬が運命の剣で象を殺し、その血を消臭剤として使用するために別の猫を食べました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you're reading this, your dog killed an elephant with the Sword of Destiny and ate another cat to use its blood as deodorant.
Come on, you can do better than that.
