YOU SAID:

If you can't get a life, get a wife. Can't get a wife. get a waifu.

INTO JAPANESE

生活が出来ないなら妻を持て。嫁ができません。ワイフをゲット。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can't live, have a wife. I can't marry. Get a wife.

INTO JAPANESE

生きていけないなら妻を持て。私は結婚できません。妻を得る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can't live, have a wife. I can't get married. Get a wife.

INTO JAPANESE

生きていけないなら妻を持て。結婚できない。妻を得る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you can't live, have a wife. I can't get married. Get a wife.