YOU SAID:

if you give a cat a cookie then he will realize it isn't meat, glare at you, and smash your puny face in

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが猫にクッキーを与えると、彼はそれが肉ではないことに気づき、あなたをまぶし、あなたのちっぽけな顔を壊します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When you give a cat a cookie, he notices that it's not meat, dazzles you and breaks your tiny face

INTO JAPANESE

猫にクッキーを与えると、彼はそれが肉ではないことに気づき、あなたを驚かせ、あなたの小さな顔を壊します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Giving a cat a cookie, he notices that it is not meat, surprises you and breaks your little face

INTO JAPANESE

猫にクッキーを与えると、彼はそれが肉ではないことに気付き、あなたを驚かせ、あなたの小さな顔を壊します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Giving a cat a cookie, he notices that it is not meat, surprises you and breaks your little face