YOU SAID:

if you marry him, I'll shove a pen into your nose

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼と結婚すれば、私はあなたの鼻にペンを突き出すでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you marry him, I will stick a pen to your nose

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが彼と結婚したら、私はあなたの鼻にペンを貼り付けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will paste a pen on your nose when you get married

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが結婚したら私はあなたの鼻にペンを貼り付けます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will paste a pen on your nose when you get married