YOU SAID:
If you need a friend, get a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
友人が必要な場合は、犬を飼ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you need a friend, please keep a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
友人が必要な場合は、犬を飼ってください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you need a friend, please keep a dog.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.