YOU SAID:

If you put a whole lot of cheese on pizza, it stops being a pizza and becomes a pizza pie instead. Cool right? Not as cool as those shorts you are wearing my boy.

INTO JAPANESE

ピザにチーズをたっぷり乗せると、ピザではなくなり、ピザパイになってしまいます。クールですよね？あなたが履いているショートパンツほどクールではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you put too much cheese on a pizza, it's not a pizza anymore, it's a pizza pie. Cool, right? Not as cool as the shorts you wear.

INTO JAPANESE

ピザにチーズを乗せすぎると、それはもはやピザではなく、ピザパイになってしまいます。クールですよね？履いているショートパンツほどクールではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you put too much cheese on a pizza, it's no longer a pizza, it's a pizza pie. Cool, right? It's not as cool as the shorts you wear.

INTO JAPANESE

ピザにチーズを乗せすぎると、それはもはやピザではなく、ピザパイになってしまいます。クールですよね？履いているショートパンツほどクールではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you put too much cheese on a pizza, it's no longer a pizza, it's a pizza pie. Cool, right? It's not as cool as the shorts you wear.