YOU SAID:

if you put your head on a homeless mans leg you can hear them say what the heck are you doing

INTO JAPANESE

ホームレスの男の足に頭を乗せても、彼らが何を言っているか聞こえる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You put your head on the legs of a homeless man and you hear what they're saying.

INTO JAPANESE

ホームレスの足に頭を乗せれば聞こえてくる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you put your head on a homeless leg, you'll hear me.

INTO JAPANESE

ホームレスの足に頭を乗せれば聞こえてくる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you put your head on a homeless leg, you'll hear me.