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If you're constipated to the point where you look 8 months pregnant just take some small rubber hoses and fill your ketsu with mustard.

INTO JAPANESE

妊娠8ヶ月に見えるほど便秘になっている場合は、小さなゴムホースを用意して、ケツにマスタードを入れてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're so constipated that you look eight months pregnant, get a little rubber hose and fill your ass with mustard.

INTO JAPANESE

妊娠8ヶ月に見えるほど便秘がひどい場合は、小さなゴムホースを用意して、お尻にマスタードを詰めてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're so constipated that you look eight months pregnant, get a little rubber hose and stuff mustard up your ass.

INTO JAPANESE

妊娠8ヶ月に見えるほど便秘がひどい場合は、ゴムホースを用意して、お尻にマスタードを詰めてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're so constipated that you look eight months pregnant, get yourself a rubber hose and stuff mustard up your ass.

INTO JAPANESE

妊娠8ヶ月に見えるほど便秘がひどい場合は、ゴムホースを用意して、お尻にマスタードを詰めてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're so constipated that you look eight months pregnant, get yourself a rubber hose and stuff mustard up your ass.