YOU SAID:
if you touch my couch you die
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のソファに触れると、あなたは死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you touch my couch, you die
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私のソファに触れると、あなたは死ぬ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you touch my couch, you die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
