YOU SAID:

if you were a guy girls will go guys on you pee poo wee woo

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが男だったら女の子はあなたに男を行くでしょうおしっこうんちウィーウー

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you were a man the girl would go to you guys pee pee woo

INTO JAPANESE

もしあなたが男だったら、女の子はあなたのところに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are a man, the girl will go to you

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが男性の場合、女の子はあなたのところに行きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you are a man, the girl will go to you