YOU SAID:
If you were a vegetable you’d be an eggplant
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが野菜だったら、あなたはナスになるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a vegetable, you will become an eggplant
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが野菜であれば、あなたはナスになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a vegetable, you will be an eggplant
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが野菜なら、あなたはナスになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you are a vegetable, you will be an eggplant
That didn't even make that much sense in English.