YOU SAID:

if your fat then go eat a pie

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの脂肪なら、パイを食べに行く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your fat goes to eat pie

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの脂肪がパイを食べに行くなら

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your fat is going to eat pie

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの脂肪がパイを食べるつもりなら

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If your fat is going to eat pie