YOU SAID:

illegal aliens are illegal and i love chocolate and i have social anxiety i am not kidding kevin help me i constantly have suicidal and dark thoughts peace

INTO JAPANESE

不法滞在は違法とチョコレートが大好きし、私は冗談ではありませんケビン ヘルプ私社会不安を持っている私は常に自殺、暗い思考の平和を持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Undocumented love chocolate and illegal and I am not kidding Kevin help me always commit suicide I have social anxiety and have dark thoughts of peace.