YOU SAID:
Im going to slap you so hard that you will see northern lights.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを激しく叩いてオーロラを見るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will hit you and watch the aurora.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを打ち、オーロラを見るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will strike you and watch the aurora.
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたを打ち、オーロラを見るでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will strike you and watch the aurora.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.