YOU SAID:
im having an actual existential crisis here
INTO JAPANESE
私はここで実際に存亡の危機に陥っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in real life-or-death crisis here
INTO JAPANESE
私はここで本当に生きるか死ぬかの危機に陥っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm really in a life or death crisis here
INTO JAPANESE
本当にここで生きるか死ぬかの危機に陥っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm really in a life or death crisis here
You've done this before, haven't you.