YOU SAID:
Im pooping on the toilet
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレにうんち
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm in the bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in the bathroom
INTO JAPANESE
私はトイレにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am in the bathroom
That didn't even make that much sense in English.