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im sorry broccoli, this jumper is too texturally upsetting to wear...i like it a lot though! i am-i am stapling it to my wall!

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ごめんね、ブロッコリー。このジャンパーは質感が悪すぎて着られない…でもすごく気に入ってる！壁にホチキスで留めるわ！

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Sorry, Broccoli. This jumper is too rough to wear... but I love it! I'm going to staple it to the wall!

INTO JAPANESE

ごめんね、ブロッコリー。このセーターは着るにはダサすぎるけど…でも気に入ってる！壁にホチキスで留めるわ！

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Sorry, Broccoli. This sweater is too ugly to wear...but I love it! I'm going to staple it to the wall!

INTO JAPANESE

ごめんね、ブロッコリー。このセーターは着るにはダサすぎるけど…でも気に入ってる！壁にホチキスで留めるわ！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sorry, Broccoli. This sweater is too ugly to wear...but I love it! I'm going to staple it to the wall!