YOU SAID:

Ima punch you in the face after I consume a dead cat

INTO JAPANESE

死んだ猫を食べた後、君の顔を殴るよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'll punch you in the face after I eat a dead cat.

INTO JAPANESE

死んだ猫を食べたら顔を殴るよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you eat a dead cat, I'll punch you in the face.

INTO JAPANESE

死んだ猫を食べたら顔を殴るよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you eat a dead cat, I'll punch you in the face.