YOU SAID:

In my defense, the sheriff was looking at my dog funny.

INTO JAPANESE

私の防衛で保安官はおかしい私の犬を見ていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In defense of my Sheriff's Department was watching my funny dog.

INTO JAPANESE

保安官事務所の防衛のために私のおかしい犬を見ていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Was watching my funny dog for the Sheriff's Department of Defense.

INTO JAPANESE

保安官の国防総省の私のおかしい犬を見ていた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny dog of the Sheriff's Department of Defense I had seen.

INTO JAPANESE

保安官の国防総省のおかしい犬見た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Saw a funny dog Sheriff's Department of Defense.

INTO JAPANESE

おかしい犬の保安官の国防総省を見た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Saw a funny dog Sheriff's Department of Defense.