YOU SAID:
In Soviet Russia, cat burns you!
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエトロシアでは、猫はあなたを燃やします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia, cats burn you!
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエトロシアでは、猫があなたを燃やします!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia, cats burn you!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.