YOU SAID:
In Soviet Russia, television watches YOU!
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエト ロシアでテレビを見守っているよ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia were watching TV!
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエト ロシアでは、テレビを見ていた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia, was watching TV!
INTO JAPANESE
ソビエト ロシアでは、テレビを見ていた!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
In Soviet Russia, was watching TV!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.