YOU SAID:

In translation party, nothing works as intended

INTO JAPANESE

翻訳パーティーでは、意図したとおりに動作するものはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing that works at the translation party as intended

INTO JAPANESE

意図したとおりに翻訳パーティーで機能するものは何もありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing that will work at the translation party as you intended.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが意図したとおりに翻訳パーティーで機能するものは何もありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is nothing that will work at the translation party as you intended.