YOU SAID:
Ingest a satchel of Richards and perish
INTO JAPANESE
リチャーズのかばんを吸って滅びる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suck the Richards bag and perish
INTO JAPANESE
リチャーズバッグを吸って滅びる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Suck the Richards bag and perish
That didn't even make that much sense in English.