YOU SAID:

Inside the room there was a cake that says eat me A bottle that says drink me A blunt that says smoke me a powder that says sniff me And a kitten that says sexually molest me explode

INTO JAPANESE

部屋の中には「食べて」と言っているケーキ、「飲んで」と言っているボトル、「吸って」と言っているマリファナ、「嗅いで」と言っている粉末、そして「性的に虐待して」と言っている子猫が爆発した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

In the room there was an explosion of cake saying "eat," a bottle saying "drink," marijuana saying "smoke," powder saying "sniff," and a kitten saying "sexually abuse."

INTO JAPANESE

部屋では、「食べる」と書かれたケーキ、「飲む」と書かれたボトル、「吸う」と書かれたマリファナ、「嗅ぐ」と書かれた粉末、そして「性的虐待」と書かれた子猫が爆発した。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Exploded in the room was a cake labeled "eat," a bottle labeled "drink," marijuana labeled "smoke," powder labeled "sniff," and a kitten labeled "sexual abuse."

INTO JAPANESE

部屋の中で爆発したのは、「食べる」と書かれたケーキ、「飲む」と書かれたボトル、「吸う」と書かれたマリファナ、「嗅ぐ」と書かれた粉末、そして「性的虐待」と書かれた子猫だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Exploded in the room was a cake labeled "eat," a bottle labeled "drink," marijuana labeled "smoke," powder labeled "sniff," and a kitten labeled "sexual abuse."