YOU SAID:
Ion cannons are ready! roast that bacon!
INTO JAPANESE
イオン砲準備完了!そのベーコンをロースト!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ion cannon ready! Roast that bacon!
INTO JAPANESE
イオン砲準備完了!そのベーコンをロースト!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ion cannon ready! Roast that bacon!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.