YOU SAID:

Is kuso an instrument? 'Cause I know the chinpo is a flute and the ketsu is a TRUMPet.

INTO JAPANESE

クソって楽器ですか？だってちんぽはフルート、ケツはトランペットって知ってるから。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is shit an instrument? 'Cause I know your dick is a flute and your ass is a trumpet.

INTO JAPANESE

クソは楽器ですか？だって君のペニスはフルートで、君のお尻はトランペットだって知ってるから。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Is shit an instrument? 'Cause I know your dick is a flute and your ass is a trumpet.