YOU SAID:
it’s me hi i’m the problem it’s me
INTO JAPANESE
それは私ですこんにちは私は問題ですそれは私です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
it's me hi i have a problem it's me
INTO JAPANESE
それは私ですこんにちは私は問題がありますそれは私です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
it's me hi i have a problem it's me
That didn't even make that much sense in English.