Translated Labs
It’s turneresque in twilight. The word comes at me with its headlights on, so it’s revelation and not death. I figure I’m halfway home though I’ve only started. Nothing is moving but me: I’m a blackbird. The neigh- bor’s in labor, but so am I,
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04Jun22
Vote if you're not straight 🏳️🌈
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39m ago
Now, son, don't touch that cactus! ... YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!
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49m ago
I'm gonna do an Internet!
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3h ago
Whenever the World Idiot proves something, the world makes a better idiot.
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3h ago
When you bite the fry, the fry bites back!
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4h ago
Hey, can you help me? I need to make a video, but my outfit is totally boring. Can you get me some new clothes? But only[...]
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4h ago
We never did see what happened to South America.
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4h ago
Great story. I'll remember it the next time I get scared by a puppy. (I'm being sarcastic if you couldn't tell!)
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4h ago
I don't know why Mr. Shark keeps deploying these "Kelp-Krusaders" to talk to homeless people! They don't know how!!!
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4h ago
Who knew a bunch of music videos that were popular with early-2020s preteens could have so much lore?!
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22Dec10
everything changes, nothing remains the same
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