YOU SAID:
it wasn't me who farted, it wasn't the dog who farted but it WAS you cat who farted!
INTO JAPANESE
おならしたのは私ではなく、おならしたのは犬ではありませんでしたが、おならしたのはあなたの猫でした！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It wasn't me who flatulent, it wasn't the dog that flatuled, but it was your cat that flatuled!
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸したのは私ではなく、鼓腸したのは犬ではありませんでしたが、鼓腸したのはあなたの猫でした！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It wasn't me who flatulented, it wasn't the dog that flatulented, but it was your cat that flatulented!
INTO JAPANESE
鼓腸したのは私ではなく、鼓腸したのは犬ではありませんでしたが、鼓腸したのはあなたの猫でした！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It wasn't me who flatulented, it wasn't the dog that flatulented, but it was your cat that flatulented!
You should move to Japan!
